LUST IN SPACE Again, what grim vision this? Bloodstained tomb, beer-cans, and piss... This is no life... For a god Is this my fate? Trapped for all time? Is it too late? The only thing worth living for... escape! I gaze through the night and behold constellations Still bearing the scars of my disintegrations So many hours I wasted my powers On murder and madness And deadly red rain Earth is a prison This life is a curse This planet's rotation It's simply the worst Days they drag by A life all too lost I must escape No matter what cost... Space, blazes infernal... My sentence on Earth, eternal... It sickens me to watch you all I ever do is cry And do my best to kill you because all of you must die! And although I created you I always have hated you Fuck this place! Oh how I long for lust in space So many years of bloodlust and tears My struggles mean nothing Ja, ja, all ist klar... Earth is a tomb An abyss of time I can't accept it's the end of the line The Scumdogs are calling I must go back If I can escape Earth I swear I'll quit crack Call-girls on comets, carnality that's felt... Dock your load-barge at the Garteroid belt Bimbo's in limbo awake with a "boom" Revealing a teat twice the size of the moon! Uh! Lust in space X 2 Fleischlust auf raum! Lust in space Uh! An outer-space orgy with freaks of all races As bright orange cum spatters sluts with all faces! Meteoroided freakazoids they exude prurience Omni-sexuals display sodomic puissance Lust in space! So many stars So many bars! Outer space is quite the place Even from afar! Out there I've humped millions And felt no shame Never excluded The old or the lame My sexploits were legend, I could have gone into porn But I like killing more than sex, I always was a battle-borne... But space teems with danger, the perils are countless! Enemies infinite, vengeance that's boundless! Wars that are so fun you don't want to win! Against the most hated Cardinal Syn... Lust in space The Earth is a gallstone I'll leave far behind A marble I garbled, never to find Space blazes eternal No interest in matters paternal Hyperspace makes me horny and I don't know why A zero-grav hard on can make me so high Space it blazes infernal My love for kinky sex, eternal As we enter the black hole Her nebula was crawling with crabs White dwarf and black troll We gave it all we had LET US SLAY Don't give them a sword and then not let them use it Or send them to war and then make them lose it This is a bomb, don't want to diffuse it Death is the answer - go on and choose it Let us slay Let them slay, let them slay... Let us slay Let them slay, let them slay... Let us slay Let them slay, let them slay... The lust for blood won't go away Let us slay Let them slay, let them slay... Let us slay Let them slay, let them slay... Let us slay Let them slay, let them slay... It is the era of calamity And I see this with perfect clarity And there never was an illusion of parity I've got no time for your crippled Christ We have no need for your cripple Christ You see we never lacked for your advice We don't have to hide our genocide They'll fear us more when they know we don't lie It's gone beyond hatred this time You love death yet call it a crime I twist the dagger that's deep in your guts I'll put an end to it this time (Solo) On your knees - pray It is your destiny On your feet - slay Obedience through slavery Don't give them a sword and then not let them use it Send them to war and then make them lose it This is a bomb, don't want to diffuse it Death is the answer - death is the answer Total control We own your soul No time for life Time for the knife Time for the sword Fetus is cored Total mutation Necro-mutilation The perfect life form Born for porn (Chorus) We've got no time for your crippled Christ And we never lacked for your advice Lie after lie, lie, lie I do believe it's almost time The crippled Christ, the crippled Christ... The crippled Christ, the crippled Christ... The crippled Christ, the crippled Christ... I do believe it's almost time (Christus) You're always calling for the sacrifice And the body count is very nice Lie after lie, lie, lie I do believe it's time to die... Let us slay DAMNATION UNDER GOD Damnation! To tame the raging Wanderlust - That surges in my thighs I'll summon chaos-legions - From the Kretek Nebuli Watch the lard-fields glisten - On the Shores of Vulva-core See the Sled of Nebulon - Risen to the fore The Myriad delights Asgardian nights The heavens un-clog Damnation under God God God God God Agape and agog Damnation under God God God God God Desecrate the pleasure barge - Of vaga-vomit way Go search for my father - On the planet of the gays Seek the fiend named Dr. Skull - Join him in his wars Go and find my mother - On the planet of the whores Interbreed with Mulaks to create a master race Scourge the Cliffs of Cara with an image of my face Tame an acid-dragon from the Caves of Khaza-Nix Finally obliterate Flab-Quarv Six The Aztec delights Vampires in tights The heavens un-clog Damnation under God God God God God Agape and agog Damnation under God Damnation X 4 Under God! THE UBERKLAW Debaser of ancient debacles Shattered worlds, twisted fables Dark soothsayer of words unclean Black blood boils as I vent my spleen Obliteration My destiny A worm-gnawed skull, Stares back at me The death I shall give you Your means to be free Sweet non-existence Ends a life of slavery When all things have happened what can there be left? Why do we struggle, why do we fear death? Why can't the darkness be part of the light Who's got the strength left to fight? X 2 Life's many pleasures are soon sure to bore Whether you build bombs or live as a whore Hatred of one's self is always the forge Bloated protrusions of gurgling gorge Life is your penance and your death the reward Life is your penance and your death the reward (Chorus) Smashing bloody laws The Uber-Klaw The gaping maw We share this fate It's life's one law The younger the soul, then the sweeter the taste The meter of peter forms thick bouillabaisse Vomit it spews into destinies hole Wretchedly ravage your skull is my bowl Mysteries murdered, I mean to offend Edicts and ethos the rifts that I rend Stripping the dripping that never can end Manfully mauling the ham-crank that I bend These are my words! This are the law! Summon the power of the Uber Klaw Til chaos and carnage are all that I see Gimme a minute, I'll start World War III The Uber Klaw rises it was made to rule The subjects they marvel and mutter and drool For genocide it is my favorite tool So always remember, bring your guns to school Smashing bloody laws The Uber-Klaw The gaping maw We share this fate It's life's one law Why do we struggle, Why do we fear death? Why do we struggle, Why do we fear death? Why do we struggle, Why do we fear death? Why do we struggle, Why do we fear death? The Uber-Klaw LORDS AND MASTERS As masters of this mudball, I feed the fire high With corpses of my victims - the beacon leaps alight! A vision in the cosmos of a planet wracked in pain Far-off sensors detect chaos billions more are slain We have thrown a party The guests are set aflame Create a blinding beacon, One that shall proclaim GWAR lives! GWAR rules! We scream towards the stars We have counted all of them And claim them now as ours Lords and masters Lords and masters Lords and masters Lords and masters of all we survey The Master sent us here As penance for our crimes I do believe we kicked his ass, I do believe it's time... Can't you see us from the void? Can't you feel my hate? As my brothers rape and kill The cripples I create (Chorus) Many have mocked us, many have died We don't need to succeed so we don't even try Destined to godhood, to many's dismay Just lords and masters of all we survey... We reject our sentence, it's far too cruel a fate I'll lure you in and take your ship And fly off with my mates GWAR lives! GWAR rules! We scream towards the stars Return to the glory of Alpha Centauri We're sick of playing bars! Their innards bloat outwards just like swollen slugs We inject their women and rape all their drugs Embracing this hatred and all it entails A bulging and bloated harvest of entrails Many have mocked us, many have died We don't need to succeed so we don't even try Destined to godhood, to many's dismay Just lords and masters of all we survey... It could not be more clear, it's not fucking braille... A bleeding and bloated and bloody harvest of entrails Squirming from my dick-slit, they look like shell-less snails! Compared to my crimes, Hitler's pale! Compared to my crimes Compared to my crimes Hitler's pale... METAL METAL LAND There's a place, so very far Most favored of the worlds that are missed by GWAR We can get there as long as it's by stolen car Smash your face and go shoot up Uh! There's a world, of which I've heard Far beyond the sky A place of chicks and pills and booze A place where winners always lose You'll always hear your favorite band Here in Metal Metal Land Here in Metal Metal Land Nothing ever dies Except of course our enemies And they're attracting metal flies Here in Metal Metal Land Everything is loud! All the chicks are strippers! All their fathers proud... Metal Metal Land Metal Metal sea Metal Metal air Metal you metal me Metal metal metal metal! X 2 Heavy Metal Metal Land Here in Metal Metal Land Everyday is night Except of course when night is day But then there is no light Here in Metal Metal Land Everything is rock Everyone is in a band Every girl sucks every cock Here in Metal Metal Land Everything is hard Except of course the test you take To get a license for your car Bullet belts and denim jackets Crystal meth in tiny packets Witches warlocks demon seed Booze and cooze and weed and speed Metal metal! X ? Filthy hair and dirty faces Flying Vs and swords and maces 80's hair bands are still hated No false metal tolerated Heavy metal is the law Weakness means a broken jaw Everything is loud and fast Metal up your fucking ass Metal plane on metal trip Metal hand, metal grip It's metal, man... Here in Metal Metal Land THE PRICE OF PEACE We fall upon you Prepare to meet your fate Mankind is an insect We must exterminate Final solution A global genocide So shall we conquer So shall you die Life - must - cease (The) Price - of - peace Thirsty blades of justice Cuts a bloody crop Severed heads fly through the sky As butchered bodies drop Blood will flow like rivers Before away we ride Singing songs of glory Blood soaked and satisfied Heads will roll Blood will flow X 2 We come to execute Demise is absolute This planet you pollute Shall be set free Since man first crawled up from the slime And fear of gods did strike him blind His powers withered on the vine Existence is your crime Human kind is a disease That kills each other with such ease You all must die for death to cease That is the price of peace WHERE IS ZOG? Where is Zog? Where is Zog? Where is Zog? Where is Zog? X 2 Where is Zog? A grizzled face from the days of my youth Where is Zog? Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth Where is Zog? How to kill child, how to raise dog Somebody tell me where the hell is Zog? Where is Zog? Together we dove into oceans of war Where is Zog? Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore Where is Zog? Spewing death and hatred from a golden battle barge Wherever Zog is living I'm sure that he's living large On the world Scumdoggia I first met General Zog On his way from burning the Satanic Synagogue Processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty He took them to the Emperor, he always did his duty! His battle cattle, bloated bleeding, simply put, spectacular The lore of war (which he adored) was part of the vernacular I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion They wouldn't take just anyone, unless you were Norwegian! Where is Zog? X 8 I mounted the great Porno-Cow And became a Scumdog! I ritually defiled myself And signed the Captains log! Finally brought before Zog, He slathered me with piss Draining his bowels took several years, And not did one drop miss! And then his eyes fell upon mine - There came a hellish glow... It wasn't love or hate you see, it was... Well, I don't know... It was hard to win his praise, despite each bloody victory No matter how many I slew he always was a dick to me But nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so I got straight to work Crushing babies, torching worlds and acting like a jerk The war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened Simply put it was the worst thing that had ever happened And Zog, our leader, glorious, sporting a great erection! His war-skill was notorious, we always took direction... Where is Zog? Zog we search the stars for you, Your counsel we do crave We must crush the one called Syn And make his serfs our slaves We've crossed the very universe, Traversed the Great Star-Field... To find the one that we call Zog Is cleaning our windshield... MAKE A CHILD CRY Every child a slave No cradle, only grave Every child a bomb Inseminate the octo-mom Make a child cry Cry child cry Make a child die Die child die Take control Seize the soul Near is the hour Gain power - power - power - power Death camps we must build With children we fill... Never give them names Give them only pain Make a child cry Cry child cry Make a child die Die child die Take control Seize the soul Near is the hour Gain power - power - power - power Make a child cry! Go find a child Cry child cry Run wild Die child die Make a child cry, make a child die Rape the corpse repeatedly Suck the soul dry Every child must die! I declare war on children! Hide child hide It's fun when I find you Your hiding place I spy! Suck the soul dry! Every child must die! Make a child cry Make a child cry Go find a child Cry child cry Defile Die child die Make a child cry, make a child die Rape the corpse repeatedly! Suck the soul dry Every child must die! I declare war on children! I declare war on children! I declare war on children! Every child must die! RELEASE THE FLIES Mount up, rip torn, launch beast, reborn X 2 Torture release the flies Your karma's the stench of a thousand whores thighs My wrath has emerged from it's bottomless pit, Unto a world drowning in shit and you are it Mount up, rip torn, launch beast, reborn X 2 Torture release the flies Your dogma's the sheen of a dying mans eyes A plague to disrupt the intentions of your breeding, The maggot awaits with your corpse I'm feeding We've been waiting for a long time To leave this planet We don't know where we're going We have no way of knowing Which way to go to my Planet Home So I can go back to my throne PARTING SHOT We came and we conquered all that we saw Now here's a parting shot Right across the jaw Before I take my leave of Earth I'd like to get some things off my chest A final chance to set things straight And leave no room to guess How to conduct Earth's affairs After GWAR has retreated And to ensure that destiny Will see the pigs defeated For it seems fate has decreed That we shall soon be parted And I'll leave you with a chance To win the war we started From the time we made your race From the first words you spoke We saw the laws that rules your lives Are nothing but a joke Thou shalt not kill, you make me laugh Far from criminal, it's craft... Thou shalt not steal? C'mon, get real! Do what you will, do as you feel! We came and we conquered But before that we saw Let do what thy whilt be the whole of the law What will you do? When we are gone? The filthy few Will carry on! We came and we conquered all that we saw Now here's a parting shot Right across the jaw Priests are raping choir boys Cops are paid to kill Doctors spreading Syn's disease Each time you take a pill The courts are run by liars Judges are more fun on fire And their bosses even worse Politicians, thricely cursed... From the time we made your race, From the first words you spoke We came and we conquered all that we saw Now here's a parting shot for you Here's a parting shot for you Your God's long dead So don't waste your time On over-zealous hypocrites Who call chaos a crime Eat the rich Kill the poor Worship always Your masters, GWAR... Never trust your parents Especially when they're older Always use a beer-coozy, It keeps it that much colder! Do all this and ten times more, I'll make sure that we stop on tour And get you up to date with war! We curse the Earth, forever more... From the time we made your race, From the first words you spoke We saw the law that rules your life Is just a fucking joke We came and we conquered all that we saw Now here's a parting shot for you Now here's a parting shot for you Now here's a parting shot for you Right across the fucking jaw