PENGUIN ATTACK THEY ATTACK THEY ATTACK They are on a rampage Unleashed from ancient time Stumbling from the ice age Marching side by side Beaks of steel are flaming Women are enraged Sky of death is flaming Women get engaged They were born of atomic steel Life and death to them seemed so unreal Slashing at the ramparts Hurling ton's of shot Shopping now at Wal Mart Smoking tons of pot They are on a rampage They were first to fight They would write a new page If they could only write They were born of atomic steel They attack Life and death to them was so unreal They attack C'mon baby, kick 'em in the ding - ding Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b bring bring They were born of atomic steel They attack It's a penguin attack It's a penguin attack It's a penguin attack So get back They were born of atomic steel Life and death to them was so unreal They attack Armored phalanxes Flanking maneuvers Vomiting terror Gibsons and Hoovers Blasted by fusion Kicked in the head Kust to make sure We chopped up their dead It's a penguin attack They were born of atomic steel Life and death to them was so unreal Stumbling from the ice age They were last in flight They would write a new page If they could only write Rumbling from the ice age They were last in line They would start a new age If they could just take time It's a penguin attack It's a penguin attack It's a penguin attack It's a penguin attack C'mon baby, kick him in the ding-ding Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b-bring bring They attack It's a penguin attack They were born of atomic steel They attack Life and death to them was so unreal They attack LET'S BLAME THE LIGHTMAN It's falling It's falling It's falling on the ground, yeah It's falling on the ground, yeah Let's blame the lightman For our own mistakes We'll blame the whole damn crew If that's what it takes Cause we wont talk To anybody else yeah We wont talk To anybody else yeah Let's blame the lightman And anybody else Let's blame the lightman And save us from ourselves And save us, save us from ourselves We won't talk to anybody else, yeah We won't talk to anybody else, yeah We're driving in our limo We're driving right by you We dont care about you Blame it on the Lightman! Let's blame the lightman! And heap him with shame Lets blame the lightman Because I'm so lame We won't talk to anybody else, yeah We won't talk to anybody else, yeah Blame, blame Heaping tons of blame on everyone we see Blaming God Blaming Mom Blaming you Never blaming me It's falling It's falling It's falling on the ground It's falling It's falling It's smashing on down It's falling It's falling It's falling on the ground It's exploding and they're dying And it's really fucking loud It's falling it's falling On anybody else FIRST RULE IS OUTSIDE BOMBS EXPLODE I AM SITTING ON THE COMMODE SOON THEY'LL REACH THE DAY-CARE CENTER SOON THEY'LL BAG THE SMASHED PLACENTA THANKS FOR THE COOKIES MOM SENT YA FIRST RULE IS THERE IS NO FIRST FIRST RULE IS THERE IS NO FIRST FIRST RULE IS THERE IS NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST THEY GIVE US NO REASON TO FIRE THE GUN THEY THINK WE'RE IN SEASON MEN THINK IT'S FUN BUT I THOUGHT GOD SAID NOT - TO KILL ANYONE I THINK YOU'RE LIVING A LIE CAUSE PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME AND THEY DONT SEEM TO MIND I THINK YOUR LIVING A LIE OUTSIDE BOMBS EXPLODE I AM SITTING ON THE COMMODE SOON THEY'LL REACH THE DAY-CARE CENTER SOON THEY'LL BAG THE SMASHED PLACENTA THANKS FOR THE COOKIES MOM SENT YA FIRST RULE IS THERE IS NO FIRST FIRST RULE IS THERE IS NO FIRST FIRST RULE IS THERE IS NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST RULE NO FIRST SAMMY He was a boy He was a fine child He had the leather boots And the riding crop In Jerusalem Oh Sammy My hap flap slappy clam ma'am We've come To take you home But Sammy where are you Sammy - Sam Sammy where are you They said - said you're a star who Recognized to the other side Oh Sammy could you be my bride Whats that? What's to be with you? Have to kiss Those who would kill you Have to try for the other side Oh... can you live my life? Sammy where are you Where were you going to? What were you going through Satanic Black Jew Black Jew Black Jew Black Jew Black Jew Coo coo cachoo Waffle bucket brigade Consorting with the queen of the dead Billy Boy Timmy Toy Jimmy Joy Joe And i said Billy Boy Then said Timmy Toy My my my little Jimmy Joy Joe Oh sammy My slap hap pappy Ma'am We've come to take you home Kneeling at the altar Rolling like a log Drinking with the Rat Pack Barking like a dog We've come to admire you Not even Frank could fire you Oh Sam We've come to take you home With your shining teeth of gold And your soul you said you sold We've come to take you there With your shining teeth of gold And your soul they said you sold You said you sold you said they sold For rock and roll Whoa yeah With your shining teeth of gold And your soul you said you sold Into my little pocket We put it all away Save you up for another day I've come to buff your slab I know it makes you mad Tiny little mice nibbling on your gonads Tiny belly button is an inny and an outty And a shouty shout at home ENDLESS APOCALYPSE ENDLESS... APOCALYPSE... ENDLESS... ENDLESS... APOCALYPSE... There wasn't any reason To change the melody Are you a real person Or do you just play one on TV? People say - why don't you die? I keep waking up and when I do I'm alive Slipping on a lampshade Wishing you were me You're just wishing for poop But happy with pee We're just part of one filthy family Its hard to feels so down And I am getting over ENDLESS APOCALYPSE... In the beginning.... ENDLESS APOCALYPSE... ENDLESS APOCALYPSE... ENDLESS... ENDLESS... ENDLESS APOCALYPSE... You think that it's over It really just begun Watching your hair grow Is really quite fun Thought I was thinking About another time I'll pursue a career as a mime Why won't you die? I keep waking up and when I am I'm alive Endless apocalypse To end the beginning Endless apocalypse Endless apocalypse today It's a beautiful day ENDLESS APOCALYPSE... ENDLESS... ENDLESS... ENDLESS APOCALYPSE... ENDLESS... ENDLESS... Endless Apocalypse (Endless apocalypse) To end the beginning Endless Apocalypse (Endless apocalypse) Endless Apocalypse today It's a beautiful day BILLY BAD ASS BILLY BAD ASS LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS Cause I'm bad - Billy Bad Bad Bad Billy - Little Billy badass So bad so bad inside I was born on the day that my mama died It made me bad - Silly bad Real bad feel bad Chitty chitty gang bang Yeah thats right Get it right Sit tight You got it bad You make me mad Hey cool out Billy Take a chili bath A silly willy bath A Billy Barty bubble bath C'mon now, they're clearing a path He goes eight to the bar ( in boogie rhythm) Little billy bad, little bad billy bad ass Billy Bad Once there was a time when he could have changed But he didn't but he didn't but he didn't but he didn't Instead, he stayed the same And he didn't even really have to! I'm still mad But just a tad I'm just a little chilly silly Billy Hackensack But one day I died My Momma cried Oh that's right My Mama already died She died I cried The only reason? I was a baby at the time HATE LOVE SONGS I hate love songs and I hate lovers I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you I hate love songs and I hate lovers I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you I hate movies with happy endings Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful like you Like you Like you Like you I hate wet dreams and masturbation I hate everything that feels good like sex with you I hate flowers and little birdies Makes me wanna puke when I see something cuddily like you I'm bored With your insanity I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity You've got the very best of me Fell in love push came to shove but you broke so easily I love hate songs 'bout mass destruction Other people's pain takes my mind off you I love puppies when they're road-kill They're too cute too live, too cute to live Like you I'm bored With immortality I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity You've got the very best of me Fell in love push came to shove and you broke so easily I hate love songs I hate love songs I hate love songs I hate love songs I hate love! I hate love so I hate you LETTER FROM THE SCALLOP BOAT Dear Oderus Urungus Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed And the really bad tattoo And now I'm doing 20 to life For killing the guy That was humping my wife So I thought I'd write a letter to you Scallop Boat now baby Scallop boat IV coke now baby Funky scallop, funky scallop boat I used to work on a scallop boat I made some money there I used to do the I.V. coke Lost some money there Scallop boat now baby Scallop boat I.V. coke now baby Funky scallop Funky scallop boat Down here in jail I do as I'm able Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here? But there is one thing that I don't understand I thought The South Pole was the home of the band Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond? Don't break up man Keep it together I love you guys I LOVE YOU GUYS Funky funky Funky funky Funky funky scallop boat PRE-SKOOL PROSTITUTE I saw a friend just the other day he didn't have too much to say He looked crazy, he looked ashamed He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed And then he tried to run away From some chick that was coming this way I think I thought I knew who she was A little junkie whore that's a big ugly scuz I didn't have to go to far Flashed 20 bucks and then she got in the car Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool I tried to give her money And put her family through school Cause she's a real tough mama when she wear's women's clothes Everybody knows she she's got a bone through her nose She's really hot, he's hawking snot But when she gets home Daddies all over her twat Pre-skool prostitute All the drugs that you can shoot Pre-skool prostitute Slave to the brute I finally gave up, let her do what she please Wouldn't have sex with her cause I got a disease But she told a sad story 'bout a family in woe She was getting fingered by her Daddies big toe He was the first It was the worst She came in a limo and she left in a hearse She became five She's still alive Better call the bug man cause your twat is a hive Pre-skool prostitute All the drugs that you can shoot Pre-skool prostitute Slave to the brute Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool I tried to give her money And put her family through school She's a real tough mama and she wear's women's clothes Everybody knows she she's got a bone through her nose You're barely out of diapers and you're wearing a wig You might be a baby but you smell like a pig She got to five she's still alive Better call the bugman cause your twat is a hive A naughty nanny Your grumpy Granny A rusty tire iron hanging out her fanny Oh, you little English schoolgirl you Vengeance is mine Drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken... Pre-skool prostitute IF I COULD BE THAT Angry Stupid Drunken Violent Angry Stupid Bitter Won't be silent I wanna be something I wanna be something I wanna see something I'm gonna get nothing I want you I wanna be something Don't wanna be nothing If I could be that If I could really be that If I could be that for you I'll huff and puff I'd like to blow my life down If I could be that for you Angry Stupid Bitter Violent Angry Stupid Won't be silent Angry Stupid Violent I want you IN HER FEAR In her fear in her fear in her fear In her fear in her fear in her fear In her fear in her fear in her fear In her fear in her fear in her fear You tried to walk away How far did you go And then you came back You called to let me know I went to visit you I rode on a bus But when I got to you By then you were on the bus In her fear in her fear in her fear In her fear in her fear in her fear In her fear in her fear in her fear In her fear in her fear in her fear I called to let you know I called to let you know I called just I called just, just But there was no one home Chorus I'm coming after you I'm gonna make you love me And you'll be so proud of me That when I visit you You won't be scared of me I come to visit you I just want to talk to you now I just wanna look at you Now I'm strapped to the electric chair In her fear BACK TO IRAQ We was part of the slaughter they called Desert Storm We maimed and we murdered In the name of "Norm" Now As civilian and purpose I lack I'm getting ready to go back to Iraq! You're over there we're I'm over here We had lasagna and plenty of beer Learning the tools and the tricks of the trade Then I come home and I can't get laid Back to Iraq! Back to Iraq! Back to Iraq! Back to Iraq! I'M BACK! You taught me how to kill You pumped me full of drugs How can you wonder Why I became a thug? Raining death on people Firing into crowds Over there I got a big bright medal But here it's not allowed I'm going Back to Iraq! Back to Iraq! Back to Iraq! Back to Iraq! I'M BACK! Now i'm on the streets - I can't get a job My skin is corroding - I look like a slob I did my duty - I served my nation Now I can't even afford medication You dirty bastards you made me this way But I'm locked and loaded - now you'll have to pay Back to Iraq and my life is a wreck I wanna kill the President But I'll settle for a check Back to Iraq! Back to Iraq! Back to Iraq! Back to Iraq! I'M BACK, YEAH! I SUCK ON MY THUMB Every time that I see you I think that you're dumb Every time that I see you I suck on my thumb You're asking a question How come Every time that I see you I suck on my thumb I suck on my thumb I suck on my thumb I suck on my thumb I suck on my thumb I suck on my thumb I love you I suck on my thumb I love you I suck on my thumb I love you I suck on my thumb I love you THE PRIVATE PAIN OF TECHNO DESTRUCTO FOOLS How dare you try to make a slave of me Techno Destructo, scumdog of the universe It only allowed me to infiltrate your own race How easy it was for me to gain control of the Feeble minds of your already revolting slaves And turn them against you Well this now marks the dawn of a new era For tonight, you shall witness an end to GWAR I got gas and oil flowing through my veins I got wire and plastic in my brain I'm Techno Destructo! Techno Destructo! I got steel in my skull, harder than rock and rubber and iron in my cock! GWAR must die! GWAR must die! GWAR must die! GWAR must die! We were all put on this earth to suffer We each have our own private pain We must pass this pain onto our brother The never ending cycle starts again You can't kill me You won't break me You can't kill me You won't break me Chain me Beat me Cut me Kick me Whip me Strip me Burn me EAT ME! You'll just make me.... I came to this planet to get my men To conquer the world with them I'm Techno Destructo! Techno Destructo! I said "come with me, fly into the sun!" But they said "FUCK NO We're having to much fun!" GWAR must die! GWAR must die! GWAR must die! GWAR must die! We were all put on this earth to suffer We each have our own private pain We must pass this pain onto our brother A never ending cycle starts again You can't kill me You won't break me You can't kill me You won't break me Chain me Beat me Cut me Kick me Whip me Strip me Burn me EAT ME! You'll just make me stronger! GONNA KILL U Oh Yeah Oh no Yeah I'm gonna kill you I'm Gonna cut you up I'm Gonna kill you Gotta bust you up And I aint gonna give you anything And I am gonna track you down, I guess I'm gonna kill you I'm Gonna cut you up I'm gonna kill you Gonna cut your pretty face all up Gonna smack Gonna break Gonna maim Gonna kill you I said Gotta do what I have to Gotta forget all about you And I aint gonna give you anything And I am gonna track you down, I guess... I'm gonna kill you SEX COW Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp All the animals and you Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp All the animals and you I got a dog I got a cat I got a hog I got a bat I got a monkey fish I got a funky fish I got a pig log dig dog Turkey log Corny Cobb Bag dang ding dong Slap a dappy wiggy wam Sex Cow! Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp I'm stomping animals Barnyard Stomp I'm stomping animals with you Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp I'm stomping animals Barnyard Stomp I'm stomping animals with you With you With you I got you Got you Got you Down in the dark where the wild things grow We're in there where the people don't go Licking and sticking and piercing the pud Blowing and hoeing and covered in mud We don't care what the people say Every day is tree frog day Still they say we live in scuz land But that's where I met my cuzband Sex Cow! Sex Cow! Sex Cow! I'm in love with a crazy sex cow Baby I don't even know your name Once you love Sex cow Ain't nothing gonna be the same You're just a sex cow Sex cow Sex cow ANTARCTICAN DRINKING SONG Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise But soon we sickened of it because it was too nice Desiring more hardship, we turned the world around But now we are amongst you to tear this whole shithouse down Antarctica Antarctica We hear your call, we hear your call Antarctica Antarctica And this is a drinking song DON'T NEED A MAN Hush my baby Don't cry tonight My ears are sick of that sound I've been searching For someone to love Looks like your all that that I've found I've been up I've been down Got a man in every port and every town I've got nothing Boy toys and playthings Are a shallow reward.... Don't need a lover Don't need a man I don't need anything I don't need a man I need the moon I need a star I need an equal to capture my heart I've had all types Of men in this world I've had princes and frogs Chocolate Vanilla Rich, poor, and the killer Devil, demi-god, clergy and dog Men they will come Men they will go You'er not what I'd call a man Nothing on earth could satisfy me I can do better I can I know I can.... Don't need a lover Don't need a man I don't need anything I don't need a man I need the moon I need a star I need an equal to capture my heart