HAM ON THE BONE Can you hear the whispering wind Over the screams of your dying friends? Did you know your life is mine? Chorus: You know what I got Ham on the bone A little thing I just can't leave alone Now I feel the purpose of my life defined Ham on the bone is mine Now you are called To the desperate scene at the throbbing ball And you'll do it all, now you've become my geni-thrall (chorus) Ham on Ham, Ham on the ham on the ham on [x5] Now my hand grasp My throbbing root and shan't unclasp Go to the head of the class As I madly stoke my flaccid shaft (chorus) Ham Ham Ham Ham - Ham on the Bone [x4] CRACK IN THE EGG The egg was spawned in our mutation pit In the bowels of your Earth it was grown Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn And all the filthy load that was blown Now the time is right for birth And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth What it looks like, I care not I just hope it kills a lot Crack in the egg Crack in the egg The time is right Crack in my pipe Parasitical scum, you die so easily But you always have sickened me Your will enslaved, you grovel for more Soon your bowels will litter the floor Cannibalistic depravity Bereft of all humanity A fitting feast of abject insanity A dark curtain before last calamity There is but one way to give the egg life Murder the innocent souls Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed Their skulls are fashioned into bowels You masses of humans are gagging in glee Now you gape but soon you'll be here with me If you're really lucky I'll vomit on thee I'll shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee Sunder your forms with my withering hacks Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks Now bring me dead babies let their be no lack I got a bunch of them here in my sack I slaughtered your daughters, I mangled your sons If we kill enough of them the Gor-Gor will come The end of your race, we approach the hour Gor-Gor will get a blood-red baby shower We bathe him in death to celebrate life I'll be the doctor and Beef the midwife But it takes so long, how can I cut slack Shoot that fucker up with some crack Gor-Gor see him now inside the egg Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg Will he be a happy child? Maybe Most likely he'll be a crack-baby We infected his being with evil drugs So he would grow up and be a thug Destroy the planet, the world he will mug The human race will die and we will just shrug GOR-GOR Gor-Gor... Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail Mournful drone of babbling fail Thunderous gnashing firestorm Flames illuminate his form Gor-Gor comes and you must die Swats F-16s from the sky Admit you crave the gift he brings you Fall worship tyrant king, you Gor-Gor! Sow pestilent hate It shall obliterate The shadows of your long dead brothers And all the mutilated others Who died in waves, uniform To appease your bloodied hulking form Who broke through layers of moletn strata To make the planet earth errata Take the chuld in champing jaws A pulping pile of frothing flaws This horrid mass shall give us pause At putrid rot fills gaping maws Gor-Gor! Gor-Gor big! Skulls are smashed and bones are bending Joints are popping, our claws are rending Groveling, sniveling, driveling horde To worship scaly overlord Apocalypse becomes creation Gor-Gor shall erase the nation Before you jump into his gizzard Fall and worship tyrant lizard Gor-Gor comes and you must die He swats the stealth down from the sky Admit you crave the gift he brings you Fall and worship tyrant king you Gor-Gor! HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Mommies, I've been stealing your babies I gag the brat and then maybe... I'll suck out his brain You know... Dead kids, they're making me feel almost hard Go get one from the school yard He bled like a stuck pig Chorus: Have you seen me? Have you seen me? Have you seen me? Me.. Have you seen me? Have you seen me? Suckle my bloated love knuckle Just like Fatty Arbuckle I'm gay and I'm proud That right... Faggot and a corpse full of maggots I wanna blow cum not bag it Goddamnit I'm horny! [Chorus] It's just a dead child An object I've defiled Yes I know its wrong You'd rather that it was your mom? [x2] Your mom, my mom, our mom, anybody's mom Have you seen me? Have you seen me? Have you motherfucking seen me? Have you seen me? Have you seen me? Me... Have you seen me? Have..You..Seen...Me!!! Sated! Now that I masturbated I'm in love but I'm hated I don't follow the crowd But I said you.. Your covered in vile spew My filthy chunks are all over you My filthy filthy filthy chunks My filthy filthy filthy.... THE MORALITY SQUAD We're the Morality Squad Armed with the wrath of God My name is Granbo And here's my holy hot-rod Freedom to all the people Brave, true and strong Freedom to all the people Unless I think your wrong! Blasphemy! Rapist mentality! Teen Suicide! Necro-bestial anal butt sex! Ohhhhh! I got a couple of friends here Trained by the CIA Special agents here To blow you the hell away! GWAR, your the worst, I'll put an end to you Your even grosser then 2 Live Crew My grandsons a super hero Just back from the war in Iraq "My name is Corporal Punishment I want to scratch your back" My nephew Tiny, a hundred tons a man Aarargrgaggrgrg AMERICA MUST BE DESTROYED (instrumental) GILDED LILY Well I've been wearing a gilded lily Cunningly carved in a manner frilly To my design it was created No deviation was tolerated My gilded lily, he thinks he's funny My gilded lily, he's worth cash money My gilded lily, he made me a smarty I wear my lily to all the right parties go I was the envy of all the horde I proclaimed myself overlord My gilded lily gives me all this and more I puke my guts all over the floor I found the entertainment banal so Through trenches of flesh we carved a canal Lead harlequin then drew his last He held a bejeweled theatrical mask The door heaved and then exploded We split the bill and then drove home loaded When we got there the paint was peeling We rose an Jell-O cubes to the ceiling I wear the lily Gaily festooned in a manner silly Draped in apparel I bathe in the smell I gild the lily Adroitly crafted yet willy nilly I wear the lily When I party with Milli Vanilli And soon the pleasure barges Rolled with the sun, pleasantly bloated We mingles as one amidst debris of Debauchery, I looked for the lily and Just found me And all the while gilded lily faded Though it was the best I created But gilded lily was still in place It made a mockery of my face And delivered us a surprise The hulking mass of what we despised We lurched away as we moved to snuff it And we delivered a princely buffet Soon the continent split all asunder And the radios blared to the blunder My gilded lily expanded while spinning That's when I found out that we were winning Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons We piled up, peeled out, veered off And then we were gone POOR OLE TOM This is the story of poor ole tom He wakes, crusted in vomit He sobs, his bowels release His face is painted like a clown His face contorts in agony Chorus: Poor Tom - Poor Ole Tom Poor Tom - Ole Poor Tom Poor Tom - Ole Poor Tom You wake and wait But you don't want to wait You drag yourself from sleep But look, Tom is coming kick him, kick him in the teeth [Chorus] He is a buffoonish harlequin With a nasty habit of getting The shit - the shit kicked out of him [Chorus] The local Nazi bully boys Must be rid of Tom So the Death Camp will be immaculate When they turn the ovens on! They smashed his face in the shit He writhed in his death throes... [Chorus] ROCK 'N' ROLL NEVER FELT SO GOOD I met her at a donkey show She was minutes past thirteen Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo Reading "Nugget" magazine Cum splattered tube-top Scrawny pre-pube tits That's when I saw she was quadraplechick And I said "Baby you're looking good" That's when I noticed her legs were wood I grabbed a stump and dragged her out the door I need a hole I don't need no hips I laid a line of coke on her tits That's when I ripped off her dirty shit-filled drawers Chorus: Good Should Could I think it feels pretty good [x2] So good, so good, so good, so good, so good, so good [x a lot] It wasn't nothing pretty She took my genital germ Her limbless body thrashed about filled with infected sperm I criss-crossed with the cables I smashed her face through a door They found her in a plastic bag down by highway 64 And I said "Baby your looking good" That's when I saw her legs were wood And all you people... You just can't understand I need a hole I don't need know hips I need the taste of dick on my lips I fucked her asshole with a piece of frozen shit [Chorus] BLIMEY At home we're bored Just got off another shitty tour Moat filled with flaming pus Sleazy, he wont talk to us Fondle fish in way illegal Coffin filled with dirty needles Chorus: Blimey! Blimey! What do you de when you feel like that? Blimey! Blimey! Bio-Mutant Sexy made Heave it down the balustrade Give it fish, tell it to run We indulge in naughty fun Sexy's flanks are torn and rent Slimey's on the rag again [Chorus] That's right folks, here in the Hall Of Human Hatred We've got some of your most inspired brethren, genocidal Maniacs who carved their way through the history books Straight into your hearts. We got Caligula, mad emperor of Rome whose purges consumed thousands on his blazing altar Of syphilis. Or how about Giles Lavalle, medieval crusader Of Gods will whose search for the elixir of life led to the Ritual satanic killings of thousands of Parisian youth. Or Julius, religious despot, whose slaughter of the intelligentsia Of Milan gave him the nickname of "The Warrior Pope" That's Right, some of the greatest mass murderers in you sad, yet Vibrant history, are here enshrined, impaled and pumped with Agonizing life... Tummys tingle Tongues a-mingle Forced extraction of corn-choked shingle Bristling amoeba hole Matching cunt for every bowl Madly failing porno cow Get me on the road right now! [Chorus] THE ROAD BEHIND Well I'm traveling down the road And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy, I cant do the show Hanging out backstage I'm in a homocidal rage I signed a million dollar contract I puked on every page Slaughtered half the crew Caused they ate the deli-tray Oh Baby hey Said I'd do the show but I Canceled anyway Chorus: You were road kill baby Till I scraped you in my arms Just another wattle flapping On the old turkey farm So baby.... 2nd Chorus: And while the wheels keep rolling And another signpost gone All along the road behind Oh can't you hear me calling Like the sad whale song I'm on the road behind Well there you have it baby I'm just a sensitive guy Y'know I snuffed a million planets But I still find time to cry Because there's more to life Then making other people die Like a little bloody tear Running out my dirty little eye And some things baby They don't make no sense Does it really matter if it bugs your parents? [Chorus] Now baby quit yer crying Put those clown britches on [2nd Chorus] A sad whale song... Sad whale baby PUSSY PLANET Into the valley we go To bliss the witch, she's sucking Ultimate power Life's suck zonk zone Stands over you Squat launching you WAHHH WAHHHHH Humans squirm, stomachs churning Squander seed and energy Reaping, weeping, porno-peeping Your greasy poot Distorts the truth WAHH WAAHHHHH