G-O-D SPELLS GOD Welcome to our world It’s the world of cheese Where G-O-D spells God SPATTER FLICK He’s dressed to drill Close your eyes, just for a second He’s dressed to drill Slumber party massacre Spatter Flick It’s so sick EAT THE PEOPLE You walk down the street You eat the people you meet Well, what do you say After you eat the people you meet? Do you eat their feet? Go to the church Go to the pub Go to the laundry Eat a sub We’ve been playing much too long Let us end this stupid song FAT MAN We love you Fat Man! Oddities atop oddities We try and understand Commodities atop commodities We love you, Fat Man... Standing in the aisle Watch the Fat Man smile Lying all the while He is buying Dial Products on T.V. They are buying me Eating all I see... I WILL EAT T.V. NYMPHO Do you, wadda you, maybe want On your sandwich? Do you maybe want some... ketchup? Or... mustard? I like bologna, I like salami Mayonnaise Mayonnaise Mayonnaise SHUT UP! BATHTUB IN SPACE I tried to get out I tried to dry off When I got out It called my bluff Bathtub in Space Bathtub in Space Once you get in What a difference it’ll make I’m way up in space I’m giving up hope When I got out I slipped on the soap Call NASA I’m giving up hope Please send me Some soap on a rope Way up in space High above Earth You know I’m covered In cosmic dirt NO PROB, DUDE No prob, dude Say no prob, dude Say no prob, dude This boy won’t be subdued Say when our boy hit 31 His mother said "here son, a gun" But now our boy hits 34 He’s insulating your attic floor No prob, dude Say no prob, dude Say no prob, dude This boy won’t eat fondue MANGOES & GOATS When I think of mangoes I think of goats When I think of goats I think of you BA BA BA BAP BA DADADA When I think of mangoes I don’t think of mangoes I don’t think of goats I think of you WELCOME TO THE RECORD Welcome to the record 1-2-3-4 BONER Every girl in the neighborhood knows All the girls are taking off their clothes Boner! B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B You know he’s got so many women You know he’s got 50 women You know he’s coming He’s coming to town And when he gets there He’s gonna fuck you SHOWBIZ Come on now, come on kids All your friends, it’s where they live At Showbiz Your birthday party comes alive – at... DINNER IN THE MORNING Dinner in the morning Dinner in the evening Dinner in the afternoon I don’t care what you say My life’s a looney tune Dinner in the morning Dinner in the evening Dinner in the afternoon We will remain We shall retain The lessons we have learned He came to town He ate the ground I’m so much older And so much wiser I want to be a supervisor WHIPPIN' ROUND THE BAY Well, I’m whippin’ round the bay I got Daddies charge card hey I saw my Mommy I saw my Daddy I saw my Mommy She was on top of me But won’t you tell me why is it so? In this world of pain and doubt I’ve got to purge myself with shout But can you tell me why I feel so lumpy? Lumpy, lumpy, lumpy, lumpy... CERAMIC BUTT ????? POET There’s a friend of mine He’s a poet You know he’s drunk all the time Poet You know this friend of mine He’s a poet You know he’s drunk all the time He don’t even know it You know he’s just like me You know a poet You know he’s just like me Don’t you know it? You know I’m drunk all the time You know a poet You know I’m drunk all the time I don’t even know it I don’t even know my own mind Who does? You? GROUND "B" SOUND Hey dude, you said he came to town You said, you said the ground be You said, you said the Ground "B" Sound Well Junior, Ray, and Chelsea say They said they know, they know these towns They said, they said the Ground "B" Sound Frau Ludwig Where do you do your hair? It’s the ground It’s all around Ground "B" Sound Ground "B" Sound All around, all around my Momma Every night the wings from up above They dropped a bomb onto my love They said, they said the Ground "B" Sound Well Junior, Ray, and Chelsea say They say they know, they know these towns They said, they said the Ground "B" Sound Well I saw the light and I said goodnight Well maybe I will take just one bite Yes, it’s all around Ground "B" Sound I used to live in this town But now it’s kind of flattened What happened? Bye Mom, bye Pa I’m off to the front My heads in a helmet now And the young will bear your brunt JOEY DIED TODAY Right here in my arm... Joey died today He went away Joey died bad And before he died he knew he was bad Joey died today He went away Joey died bad And before he died he knew he was dead Joey’s dead body drove off in the car His mother was alive and crying "Oh Joey, you betrayed us and you betrayed your Pa My only darling suckled son Where are you now?" Joey’s dead body drove off in the car His brother was alive, and he was screaming "“You fucked up, man Your turned your back Oh Joey man, you’re dead again You’re coming back" MINUTE 2 LIVE Omigod it finally happened Omigod the phones are jammed Holy shit, what do we do? We’re a city of the damned One minute to live You got one second to die One minute to live You’ll have time to wonder why You’ll have time to hear the boom And maybe even see the shroom You’ll have time to wonder why Minute to live one second to die