IV: GWARography

4.0 - Stuff they've done
4.1 - GWAR gigs
4.2 - GWAR and games
4.3 - GWAR comix
4.4 - Mind Control Monthly

4.0 - Stuff they've done

Funny how we're just getting to the music. But as Michael Bishop (ex-ex-Beefcake) said, "GWAR is rock n' roll disguised as a joke." Yeah, and the music is the greatest! All the dressing up is cool, but without the music they wouldn't have made it this far. If you haven't heard it, stop reading this FUQ and go buy a CD of theirs!

4.0.1 - Audio
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4.0.1.1 - GWAR

Hell-O
(1988)

Scumdogs Of The Universe
(1990)

America Must Be Destroyed
(1992)

The Road Behind EP
(1992)

This Toilet Earth
(1994)

RagNaRok
(1995)

Carnival Of Chaos
(1997)

Hate Love Songs/Penguin Attack 7"
(1997)

We Kill Everything
(1999)

You're All Worthless And Weak
(2000)

Violence Has Arrived
(2001)

Let There Be GWAR
(2004)

War Party
(2004)

Live From Mt. Fuji
(2005)

Beyond Hell
(2006)

Lust In Space
(2009)

Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend/Hell-O Medley (Live) 7"
(2009)

Bloody Pit Of Horror
(2010)

4.0.1.2 - X-Cops

You Have The Right To Remain Silent
(1995)

Beat You Down/Junkie 7"
(1996)

4.0.1.3 - Death Piggy

Love War 7"
(1984)

Death Rules The Fairway 7"
(1985)

R45 7"
(1985)

Smile Or Die!
(1999)

4.0.1.4 - Dave Brockie eXperience

Diarrhea Of A Madman
(2001)

Live From Ground Zero
(2002)

Songs For The Wrong
(2003)

4.0.1.5 - Compilations, soundtracks, promos & misc.

Slaves Going Single
(2000)

Metalmeister Volume I
(1997)

Metalmeister Volume II
(1998)

S.F.W. (soundtrack)
(1994)

The World According To GWAR (promo cassette)

S.F.W. (promo single)
(1995)

4.0.1.6 - The Slave Pit Singles

The Art Of War (SP01)
(1997)

RAWGWAR (SP02)
(1997)

Köszönöm (SP03)
(1997)

Wolfgang A.M. - A New World Of Sound (SP04)
(1997)

MC Rhythmless (SP05)
(1997)

GWAR Lite (SP06)
(1997)

A Soundtrack To Kill Yourself To (SP07)
(1997)



4.0.2 - Video
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4.0.2.1 - Official videos

GWAR Must Be Destroyed
(1987)

RAWGWAR
(1989)

The Next Mutation
(1989)

Live From Antarctica
(1990)

All The Sex
(1991)

Twice The Violence
(1991)

The Return Of Techno Destructo
(1991)

Phallus In Wonderland
(1992)

Tour De Scum
(1992)

Skulhedface
(1994)

TVD
(1994)

The Return Of Techno Destructo (re-release)
(1996)

Rendezvous With RagNaRok
(1997)

The Dawn Of The Day Of The Night Of The Penguins
(1998)

Surprising Burst Of Chocolaty Fudge
(1998)

It's Sleazy!
(2000)

The GWARnage Campaign
(2002)

The Ultimate Video GWARchive
(2002)

War Party Tour 2004
(2005)

Hanging Out At The Pound - DBX Live In San Francisco
(2005)

Blood Bath And Beyond
(2006)

Beyond Hell Live
(2007)

Lust In Space: Live At The National
(2010)

4.0.2.2 - Miscellaneous video appearances

Shimmy Disc Video Compilation
This is a compilation, probably released in 1988, with 1987/1988 material from GWAR ("Time for Death" and "GWAR Theme"). The tape also features the bands Bongwater, Dogbowl, Michael Cudahay, Shockabilly, King Missile, Spongehead, B.A.L.L., Galaxie 500, Velvet Monkies and When People Were Shorter. Total time is 90 minutes.

The 12 Commandments
A 12 song compilation (1995, Metal Blade Video) of Metal Blade artists, including GWAR's "Saddam A Go-Go" video.

Hard & Heavy Volume 2
Video magazine (1989, MPI Video) with an early feature on GWAR. "Hell-O!" version of GWAR theme is used as background music.

Hard & Heavy Shred Fest Tape Set 3
GWAR appeared on one of these videos.

Metalhead Volume 1
Another video magazine (1990, Good Times Video) with a feature on GWAR that has live excerpts from "Americanized" and an unmasked Mike Bishop with the memorable quote: "GWAR is God. And there is no escape from God!"

Metalhead Volume 4
GWAR does a rather stupid interview with Mom & Pop MetalHead (1991, BMG Video).

Metalhead Volume ?
GWAR appeared in another one of these videos with the "Feed Your Sister To GWAR" contest clip that re-appeared in the TVD compilation. Volume number uncertain.

Sounds Of The Underground Limited Edition
A limited edition 2CD/DVD package featuring, among other bands, GWAR's song Eighth Lock (also on Beyond Hell). The DVD also features the Eighth Lock video. The package is available exclusively at Hottopic.

4.1 - GWAR gigs

There used to be a huge list (well, at least an attempt of one) of every gig GWAR and X-Cops have ever played. It was still incomplete, and a rumor went around that Bob Gorman was extending it. Be that as it may, a location on the Web of any such venture would be most welcome, for it is momentarily unknown. Any forthcoming current gigs, however, can be found in the horse's mouth at www.gwar.net.

4.2 - GWAR and games

GWAR have appeared in the Beavis and Butthead video game (Super Nintendo, Sega Megadrive and PC CD ROM formats). The object of this game is to collect pieces of tickets to go to a GWAR show. On the last level, you walk on stage and see GWAR performing a video game version of "Jack the World". The artwork appears to have been done by Chuck Varga and the music in the game is by the Scumdogs themselves, too.

GWAR have also designed a level for ID Software's "Doom II", but it's only in the shareware version.

Although this sounds like a joke (and might indeed be), GWAR have also done a game for Microsoft. It's called "Hackman", and is a version of "Hangman" where limbs get chopped off if you can't guess the right letters of a word.

Early 1998 there was mention of a true GWAR game, to be programmed by Tranquil Lament Software. Some really interesting graphics artists and programmers were working on the project. Then, not much later, it got canned. But, in a way, the project still exists, or seems to, as an add-on for "Quake 2".

There is now a Role Playing Board Game entitled "Rumble in Antarctica", released by Demon Blade Games. Check it out (or even buy it) at www.gwar.net.

4.3 - GWAR comics

The GWAR artists have done a variety of comics. One category, the "Slave Pit Funnies", is described here. Some of the "Slave Pit Funnies" were produced even before GWAR existed, but they were probably used in the Funnies to gain extra coverage. Examples are "Tales from the Toolbox" and "When Heroes Roamed the Earth". Charles O'Donovan helped create the first color GWAR comic, as well as the process used to color the pages on the computer.

For the most current information on GWAR's comix, or to buy them, surf over to www.gwar.net.



"Skulhedface" Comic Book Adaptation
Released in 1994

This is a 40+ page b/w adaptation of the "Skulhedface" video, divided into six chapters, each chapter done by a different GWAR slave/member (among them Hunter, Dave and Bob).

A more detailed description would be welcome.




Slave Pit Funnies #1
Released in summer 1995

"Slave Escape" by Hunter Jackson and Mike Bishop (8 pp.)
"Tales of the Toolbox" by Bob Gorman 1994 (6 pp.)
"Mid Galactic Championship Wrestling" by Hunter Jackson 1985 (2 pp.)
"Welcome to...Stalingrad 1942" by Dave Brockie (6 pp.)
"Mid Galactic Championship Wrestling" by Chuck Varga and Hunter Jackson (8 pp.)
"When Heroes Roamed the Earth" by Hunter Jackson 1987 (8 pp.)
"GWAR Interview with Techno Destructo" by Hunter Jackson and Scott Krahl (2 pp.)
"Mid Galactic Championship Wrestling" by Matt Maguire and Hunter Jackson (6 pp.)
"Slymenstra Hymen 1680 B.C." by Hunter Jackson, Danyell Stampe and Charles O'Dovovan (2 pp.)




Slave Pit Funnies #2
Released in fall 1995

"The Temple of GWAR" by Dave Brockie (10 pp.)
"When Heroes Roamed the Earth" by Hunter Jackson 1987 (8 pp.)
"Surf of Sin" by Hunter Jackson and Chuck Varga (10 pp.)
"I Cortexius" by Matt Maguire and Hunter Jackson (4 pp.)




Slave Pit Funnies #3
Released in spring 1996

"Death of the Dinosaurs" by Hunter Jackson (4 pp.)
"A Guy Rips Another Guys Leg Off and Beats Him To Death With It Funnies!" by Bob Gorman 1994 (1 p.)
"GWAR Been There Done That Seen It" by Hunter Jackson (2 pp.)
"Giddy-Up Goulash" by Dave Brockie (4 pp.)
"Crack in the Egg" by Hunter Jackson (3 pp.)
"When Heroes Roamed the Earth" by Hunter Jackson 1996 (5 pp.)
"Tales of the Sexecutioner - Split Decision" by Chuck Varga 1992 (2 pp.)
"That No Good Radioactive Kid" by Hunter Jackson (4 pp.)
"Gor-Gor Big!" by Don Drakulich and Hunter Jackson (2 pp.)
"40 Ounce Funnies" by Bob Gorman 1994 (2 pp.)
"Vault of Indigestion" by Hunter Jackson and Matt Maguire (2 pp.)
"Nihilist Funnies" by Bob Gorman 1994 (1 p.)




Slave Pit Funnies #4
Released in winter 1996

"Childhoods End" by Chuck Varga and Hunter Jackson 1996 (13 pp.)
"When Heroes Roamed the Earth" by Hunter Jackson 1996 (6 pp.)
"The Startling Saga of Sgt. Zipperpig F.M." by Bob Gorman 1996 (4 pp.)
"Slymenstra Hyman" (no typo) by Danyell Stampe and Hunter Jackson (4 pp.)
"Sun and Moon" by Matt Maguire and Hunter Jackson (5 pp.)




Slave Pit Funnies #5
Released in spring 1997

"Two Fisted Conservatives" by Hunter Jackson year unknown (2 pp.)
"The Idiotessy" by Hunter Jackson year unknown (3 pp.)
"Good Pig, Bad Cop" by Dave Brockie year unknown (4 pp.)
"The Startling Saga of Zipperpig: Part Two" by Bob Gorman 1997 (4pp.)
"When Heroes Roamed the Earth" by Hunter Jackson 1997 (5 pp.)
"Sun and Moon" by Matt Maguire and Hunter Jackson year unknown (5 pp.)
"Mid-Galactic Championship Wrestling" by Hunter Jackson year unknown (6 pp.)
"Corporal Punishment" by Hunter Jackson 1997 (3 pp.)




Slave Pit Funnies #6
Released in spring 1998

"GWAR Must Die! The Return of Techno Destructo" by Hunter Jackson year unknown (10 pp.)
"Ferrous Maiden of them All" by Matt Maguire 1997 (5 pp.)
"When Heroes Roamed the Earth" by Hunter Jackson year unknown (4 pp.)
"A Little Lesson in Gun Control" by Hunter Jackson year unknown (3 pp.)
"The Origin of Robo-Sleazy" by Bob Gorman 1997 (6 pp.)
"Goody Two Hooves And Her Lil' Pal Cutsie Squirrel" by Hunter Jackson year unknown (4 pp.)




Slave Pit Funnies #7
Released in spring 1999

"Matrimonial Metamorphosis" by Matt Maguire, Hunter Jackson and Danielle Stampe year unknown (6 pp.)
"When Heroes Roamed the Earth" by Hunter Jackson 1999 (4 pp.)
"GWAR Meets the Hunchback of Cunnilingus" by Mark Bodé, Hunter Jackson and Matt Maguire 1997 (4 pp.)
"Death Wish" by Hunter Jackson 1999 (6 pp.)
"Sick Sex Six" by Dave Brockie 1999 (4 pp.)
"Ferrous Maiden" by Matt Maguire 1999 (6 pp.)


This section is not yet complete, for the GWAR artists have also done several black/white comics (some of which later appeared in the "Funnies"). Specific info on these is appreciated!

4.4 - Mind Control Monthly

When you subscribed to the GWAR Internet Mailing List (see chapter 5.2.2), you got "Mind Control Monthly" (electronic issues) sent to you with some (ir?)regularity. It is now doubtful that these newsletters still exist. Several years ago, however, there were paper issues of "MCM". These were produced by Hunter Jackson and you could subscribe to them for US$ 10 per year. Between 10 and 20 issues were released when release frequency got less and, then, Hunter stopped doing them.